Lindsey / lɪn·zi /
SEE ALSO: Science geek, bookworm, nerd, libertarian, Gryffindor, Mormon.
If I ever get pregnant, I’m definitely going to rock at it. I’ve been eating for two people my whole life.
me [writing email to teacher]: "Sorry I won't be in class today, I'm sick"
sister: Hey, that's lying, you're not sick.
me: Can you toss me the butter?
me [rewriting email to teacher]: "I won't be in class today, I caught what my family has been spreading"
me: he needs to ask you out on a date already.
sister: I WANNA MARRY HIM
me: h-how about you date him first? Is that ok?